John Crichton es un hombre muy macho, no? Mama Crichton's baby boy kicks ass, pleases the ladies and shows off his finer assets.

'Macho Man' lyrics

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

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Also by Farscape Fran : Smile, Friller, Where Are You Christmas?, I'll Be Home For Christmas

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Reviews

Name	25th July 2006
ok this didnt make any sense

Cosmic	19th October 2004
that was outstanding and great and funny LOL I was even singing along that was haha great

Razorman	15th September 2004
omfg rolfmao haahhahhahahahahaha

Happyme	18th April 2004
I showed this one to my non Scaper sister - she loved it and asked me to play it again. This is such a great comedy vid. The "Hey" bit are so cool and the lyrics matching. Hee hee What a good showcase for John Crichton/Ben Browder. This is one of my very favourite Farscape comedy vids.

CommandantDava	12th November 2003
Great choice of song and clips! Hysterical! Could use snappier editing, but a great video!

Kerrigan	11th November 2003
Way too funny. I was laughing so hard while watching it... videos such as this should be illegal during work hours! :)

Luckylyn	7th November 2003
LOL, so funny. the special effects were perfect. great job!

LTG

6th November 2003

I'll admit I've never heard this whole song before. You did a great job matching clips to lyrics. The four clip thing over the title card was a great way to beat match. Great use of transitions. Normally I'm bothered by some of the fancier transitions, but you were very careful to ensure they weren't distracting. Very entertaining vid. I never realized there were so many moments when Crichton was acting like a goober. ;-)

wb	6th November 2003
Too funny! Loved it--what a hoot-- (and what a hotty ;)). ROTF Ben's obvious sense of humor makes him so much more appealing, gorgeous-ness aside. Great showcase, Fran.

LithiumDoll	6th November 2003
::chokes:: ::in a good way:: Supoib!

Catluckey

6th November 2003

Fran, you need to talk to us cuz this is one of the MOST HILARIOUS, FUNNY, JOHN CRICHTON IN FULL 70's mode. I loved it. And I still remember it. Got both the Windows and QuickTime versions on my desktop. And the way you did the special effects is TOTALLY Macho. Everyone needs to see this one. Loved the clips, loved the retro song... loved the way you handled it with so much crazy fun! Farscape should be proud, especially our John Crichton who loves to show off!!

Hank	6th November 2003
Now that's what I call music! Way too much fun. And the most effective use of video effects I've seen yet. Bravo!

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