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"Hey
Pilot, what's up? About your DRDs - don't they remind you...
of
the little robot Chewbacca yelled at in Star Wars?"
"Grrrr..."
"And
Moya, she sure reminds of the Hindenburg..".
"Stop
it! Stop with this nonsense immediately or I will blow you
out an airlock."
"Jeez
Pilot, no need to go POSTAL on me..."
"What
is that floating out there, debris? Its Crichton! He finally
pushed Pilot too far..."
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The
Premiere
"Freeze!
Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of little yellow bolts of
light."
I,
ET
The following
are submitted by Counsell:
"Well
if she can't she can't, we can stick are heads between are
legs and kiss are asses goodbye"
"Kind
like Louisiana or Dagobah, Dagobah where Yoda lives"
Throne
For A Loss
"...Which
they're not gonna do if you go in there doing your John Wayne
impression."
"John
Wayne? The big guy, The True Grit, The Searchers, The Cowboys,
Genghis Khan. Oh, no. Forget about Genghis Khan. Everybody
makes a bad movie..."
"Kung
Fu! Kung Fu never carried a gun."
"A
stimulant? It's a little more than cappuccino, pal!"
"That's
your plan? Wylie Coyote would come up with a better plan than
that!"
PK
Tech Girl
"Or
do you guys have like the best car batteries of all time?"
"...just
ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Even the big ones go down."
Till
The Blood Runs Clear
"I'm
Butch, this is Sundance." - submitted by bjhoush
The Flax
"Sorry, almost hit that big sun out there...exactly,
Aeryn, that's why we picked this spot. Nothing for me to hit,
perfect for a driving lesson. Like a big mall parking lot
on a Sunday morning."
"You lie like a dog! That hurt like hell!" - submitted by
Becky, keeper of John's chocolate.
Jeremiah
Chrichton
"Well,
Hakuna Matata, masata, we got a big problem. They're all expecting
slug-man here is going to rise up and lead them into the light."
Durka Returns
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Nebari mental cleansing doesn't get
the tough stains out."
"Durka's gone Hannibal Lecter on us."
"And nobody knows what a hundred years of happy meals
have done to him"
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